Who is more deserving
of a day off then the bunch of sour patch kids that we are? You guessed it, the
great Ms. Erica Britenburg. Why you ask? I do not believe Fall Break is defined
as a break for the students, but a break for the teachers to get away from all
the stress and work it takes to deal with the naïve students that we are. Ms.
Britenburg puts up with an ample amount of stress and torture everyday by
dealing with the negligent, naïve students of Clemson University. Anybody that
comes in to class each day with a latte deserves an extra day off for Fall
Break. Obviously one day off is not near enough to recover from the stress we
force upon the all-knowing Ms. Britenburg, but it will definitely assist in the
recovery of the past 8 weeks she’s had to deal with the carelessness of the
sour patch kids. This will not only offer a morning of extra sleep, but also an
extra day to spend quality, bonding time with her brother for his rise in to
adulthood. What better way to spend an extra day off from the stress of naïve 18
year old freshman college kids but to spend it with a naïve 18 year old high
school senior. This also opens up an opportunity to have a day to one ’s self, doing
anything and everything one desires. So instead of waking up in the morning to
come to a class filled with dreadful sour patch kids, Ms. Britenburg can look
over at the clock and realize that on this particular day, she will have the
power to not deal with such kids and relax without the pressure and stress that
comes with her job. So by granting the class and herself the privilege of
cancelling class on Friday, many will benefit in many ways but most importantly
the glorious Erica Britenburg will benefit the most.
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