Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Who needs it more?


Who is more deserving of a day off then the bunch of sour patch kids that we are? You guessed it, the great Ms. Erica Britenburg. Why you ask? I do not believe Fall Break is defined as a break for the students, but a break for the teachers to get away from all the stress and work it takes to deal with the naïve students that we are. Ms. Britenburg puts up with an ample amount of stress and torture everyday by dealing with the negligent, naïve students of Clemson University. Anybody that comes in to class each day with a latte deserves an extra day off for Fall Break. Obviously one day off is not near enough to recover from the stress we force upon the all-knowing Ms. Britenburg, but it will definitely assist in the recovery of the past 8 weeks she’s had to deal with the carelessness of the sour patch kids. This will not only offer a morning of extra sleep, but also an extra day to spend quality, bonding time with her brother for his rise in to adulthood. What better way to spend an extra day off from the stress of naïve 18 year old freshman college kids but to spend it with a naïve 18 year old high school senior. This also opens up an opportunity to have a day to one ’s self, doing anything and everything one desires. So instead of waking up in the morning to come to a class filled with dreadful sour patch kids, Ms. Britenburg can look over at the clock and realize that on this particular day, she will have the power to not deal with such kids and relax without the pressure and stress that comes with her job. So by granting the class and herself the privilege of cancelling class on Friday, many will benefit in many ways but most importantly the glorious Erica Britenburg will benefit the most.

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